Finally somehow I was talking to my crush when a whole ceiling fan fell straight at my head, but my “heartbroken, love deprived protagonist plot armor” made it miss by one millimeter (😱). She gasped like I did something heroic, how cute of her…...
(Measure my aura 🦁)

so I smiled and said,
“Guess destiny wants me alive🤫🧏🏻.”

Then destiny betrayed me instantly—her boyfriend appeared out of nowhere like an overpowered side character, lifted the fan with one hand, and said, “Bro, you good?” She hugged him for being “so strong,” and my plot twist was realizing the plot armor only works to keep me alive, not to help my love life....


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