Today I present to you the unlikely union forged in the fires of chaos and petty battles — the legendary toxic power couple known as (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,) and (ง ˃ ³ ˂)ว ⁼³₌₃⁼³, bound by nothing but their shared obsession with making assumptions and stirring the pot. Prepare yourselves for the saga of the Gender Assumption Power Couple.


In the vast kingdom of endless chaos two legendary souls found each other not by fate but through a shared obsession with tearing me down united by nothing but mutual loathing they forged a bond unlike any other

One rattles off Gen Z slang like it is some ancient spell so confusing it silences entire conversations The other sharpens sarcasm into a weapon deadlier than any forged in dragonfire Their eyes met across the endless void of the internet and instantly they knew they were made for each other

Their alliance was not built on trust or kindness but on a foundation of passive aggression misgendering curses and relentless insults Each petty comment a solemn vow every sarcastic reply a binding promise sealed in the flames of emotional instability

Together they haunt the comment sections like star-crossed villains in a tragic comedy Their toxic romance unfolding with every cringeworthy exchange a twisted dance of projection and insecurity played out on the grand stage of social media

So here is to you two the perfect couple in chaos May you live together in endless bliss fueled by petty arguments and endless shade May your love story be one for the ages a saga of mutual annoyance relentless snark and perfectly matched toxicity Truly may your twisted bond last forever because nothing says true love like being each others favorite headache

May you be together in this toxic love forever and always